Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Lab Rat

Hello,
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Well, this is a post of a different nature - it's actually personal! :)

Tomorrow, I officially become a lab rat. Not as in, hey, I hang out in a lab all the time, so call me a lab rat. In the, I am being studied and investigated kind of lab rat. While most of you are probably thinking, "well, it's about time someone figured out what is mentally wrong with that woman" you'll have to wait a while to hear the resutls of THAT study.

I am officially a research subject in the CNTF-4 study. (type CNTF 4 in the search box).

So, tomorrow at 8:45 I go under the knife and have a capsule inserted into my eye. Yes, you heard correctly - I am having something INSERTED INTO MY EYE!!

So anyway, that's what's up with me. Obviously, I could go into a whole lot more detail, but you guys know how I am... play the cards pretty close to my vest. Keep your fingers crossed for me.

Jasi

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Sandals

Um, the Fargo Forum ran an article today on men's sandals. Quite newsworthy. A young gentleman was called a "sandal afficionado." He exp0unded on the benefits of sandals for men. It was really quite something.

A SANDAL AFICIoNADO. I call that a 27 year old slacker who doesn't want to grow up. Fine, he grew up on the lake. I don't care. Real men bite the bullet and wear real shoes like the rest of us. And since I'm on the topic, women need to get a clue, too. Sandals are NOT appropriate for every occasion. Casual office, summer workday? Fine. Afternoon casual wedding? Fine. HIgh-heeled strappy sandals with a cocktail dress? All fine. Flip flops to a job interview? Not fine. Don't care if they are the most beautiful flip flops ever made. Don't care if you are 22 years old. Flip flops are not appropriate for a job interview. In fact, I would argue that flip flops are not appropriate work attire, period. Unless of course you're a lifeguard. I will freely admit that I tend to be on the conservative side of what I think is appropriate work attire. I am in the minority of people who think that cleavage is better left to the club scene rather than the office. But is it really so wrong for there to be appropriate dress for certain occasions? Isn't it okay to have some limits that define propriety? Conservatively attired people of the world, unite!

PS - did you see how I spelled afficionado two different ways? Apparently, they are both correct!!!

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Tuesday, April 10, 2007

What happened to feminism??

This is something I have been bemoaning for some time, but was recently reinforced by the ignorant, insensitive comments made by Don Imus on his morning show in regard to the Rutgers women's basketball team.

Clearly, his comments are racist. Calling anyone "nappy headed" is ridiculously offensive, and all of us should be outraged that someone who uses such language on national television and radio receives the minimal sanction of a two week suspension.

What is confusing, and somewhat frustrating to me, is that while leaders of the Black community have been interviewed regarding their response to Imus' comments, there has been little conversation about the sexist nature of his comments. Certainly, it is important to hear what the Black community has to say in response, but where are the feminists condeming his actions as being offensive to women??

In my estimation, while his comments were undoubtably racially offensive, his comments about women were equally egregious. When did it become acceptable to refer to women as "hos"? Certainly there are some communities that have deemed that acceptable (certain musical genres, some urban communities) but as a society as a whole, women should be outraged at the use of this slang term. To take a women's sports team and somehow sexualize it, so the women are now whores, should be completely unacceptable to any enlightened society. We must not forget that "ho" is slang for whore. Where are the women leaders, standing up and calling for Imus to be fired? Where are the women leaders asking for a legitimate apology?

And his reference to the basketball team as whores is not the end of the sexist nature of his comments. In the dialogue leading up to the infamous comment, he talks about the women on the team as being "rough" and "tattooed." I am a huge fan of college basketball, and have seen a lot of ink on male players. I have never once heard any comment made about their body art. Never. Once. So why should it be an issue if the women athletes have tattoos? Why is that an acceptable topic of conversation, when it would never occur to anyone in broadcasting to discuss the tattoos of male players?

This latest outrage is just one example in a disappointing turn in feminism. Why aren't there more women inflamed enough about this situation to speak out? Why have women become reticent to declare their feminism? I'll tell you why - because the consertive right has turned feminism into a four letter word. They have been able to marginalize feminists in such a way that even women who believe in the fundamental priciples of feminist will not refer to themselves in that way. It has become (or really, always been) so acceptable to denigrate women that people have just become desenstized to comments that portray women as lesser beings.

i mourn for the loss of the progress that our fore-mothers have made. Where is the outrage? Where is the indignation? Where is the passion?

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Blather. Drivel. Drivel. Blather

Just because I don't have anything intelligent to say doesn't mean I shouldn't put my banal thoughts out here, does it? :)

So, what's the deal with myspace? I mean, it has some nice things about it. You can connect with old friends. You can conceivably make new friends. You can laugh at how ridiculous your old friends are. You can laugh at how "cool" your new frends are. But what is UP with the fact that they have the songs on there that you can link on your page, but then they ("they" being the multimillionaire idiots who developed myspace) have incorrect song titles, incorrect artists...

1. Lionel Richie is NOT the artist who performs "Brick House." That would be The Commodores.
2. The title of the song by Aerosmith is "Sweet Emotion." It is NOT "Sweet Emotions."

Why does this bother you so? you might be asking. Because, dammit, it's not RIGHT!

(I'll let you know more as I find them. I'm sure you will be waiting with bated breath).

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

"Personal Statement"

I wish there was a way to convey bitter disdain through typological symbols. There should just be a way to indicate that, like @@personal statement@@. Then as you sit there reading the words @@personal statement@@ you would hear in your head my voice, with the mocking respect, and see my hands, doing the air quotes.

What is the @@personal statement@@ all about anyway? Is there really a person out there who can express, in one typed page per question, what their values are, their deepest dreams and goals for the future? If so, who are these people? I have a theory that they are robots who have been sent to earth to shame those of us who don't have a "five year plan."

So yeah, I'm struggling over writing a personal statement for a grad school application. Maybe my difficulty in expounding on my personal and professional goals for the next five years is somehow tied to my ambivalence about going back to school. (I hate self-awareness by the way; ignorance is much easier).

I will say it, here, out loud for the world to hear. I do not have a five year plan. I do not have any career goals beyond what I need to improve upon in the immediate future. I do not know where I want to go, what I want to be, and I think that's okay. I do not think about the moments in my career of which I am most proud, or reflect on my @@greatest accomplishment@@. I honestly tend to not get too psyched up about myself. Once you start feeling you are wonderful and have all these shining moments is the time you stop trying to improve yourself.

But how do you convey that attitude in a @@personal statement@@ in a way that doesn't have the admissions committee saying %%yeah, we want her in our program%%.

And I probably should have been using this time to work on my personal statement....



%% = sarcastic disapproval

Friday, February 16, 2007

Ok, I'm back....

So, yeah, I'm back. Ms. Neurotic has left and I'm back to my "normal" self. Interesting what strange things one can do when overtaken by paranoia and neuroticism...

On to more interesting discussions. What is the DEAL with Exxon? I mean, I know that the words "business" and "ethics" don't often go together, but really, at what point can you not even look at yourself in the mirror anymore? Gas and oil prices are up, putting the squeeze on the average worker, causing the working poor to struggle even more, and Exxon posts their greatest profit ever. Someone please explain to me the rationale for skyrocketing fuel costs when Exxon made a gajillion dollars?

And at what point do we, as Americans, do something about it? I am the first to admit (well, maybe not the first, but right up there, darn it!) that our political system has its flaws. But I truly do not understand why the environmental lobby does not have more power. We are on the brink of disaster, but instead of forcing our leaders to make changes that would protect the environment and potentially slow the effects of global warming, we just keep on buyin' those SUVs.

People talk about the obesity problem we have in our nation. We do have an obesity problem, because we are consumer gluttons. When is enough just ENOUGH???

Thursday, January 11, 2007

Coming for a visit...

Dear Jasi,

Hi, how are you? It's been awhile! Hey, I just wanted to let you know that I was going to be in your neighborhood, and I thought I would come and stay for a bit. It's been so long since I've visited. I have to admit, I haven't felt welcome, since Sanity has been staying with you for so long. But I figured, 'hey, maybe there is room for both of us!' So, clear out the extra bedroom, because I'm coming to stay! We'll have so much fun together, I promise! We'll talk about the old times, we'll come up with some new fun activities, it will be great.

I'll be there soon!

Love,
Neurotic


Dear Neurotic,

Wow, it has been a long time. Ummm, I'm not sure if I really have the room for a houseguest right now, you know, with everything that's going on. As you mentioned, Sanity has been visiting for a while, and I really don't feel comfortable asking her to leave. It just doesn't seem like a good idea for you to visit right now.

Cordially,
Jasi


Dear Jasi,

I got your message. I have to say, that really hurt my feelings. I mean, we've had some really good times together in the past and it's been so long since I've visited. I really feel like Sanity is influencing you. I would really like to come for a vist.

Please,
Neurotic


Neurotic,

All right, you can come for a short visit. I'll let Sanity know to clear some room.

Jasi